it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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