Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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