3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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