Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We smell like vodka and hangover
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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