therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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