i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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