So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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