The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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