I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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