well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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