school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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