whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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