You're completely useless in the revolution.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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