I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
