we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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