STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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