OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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