i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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