Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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