The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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