Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I would fuck him just for his dog
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