It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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