I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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