what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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