You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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