just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
