I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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