YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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