Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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