butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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