David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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