Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i dont even know how to be here
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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