that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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