Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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