yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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