I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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