if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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