i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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