have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize