brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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