I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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