I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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