I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
