So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
