Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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