im having a threesome with these popsicles
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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