I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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