Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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