I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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