Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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