all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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