I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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