i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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