I wish life had little blips of pornography
it was like eating out sand paper
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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